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Google has always been top notch in terms of schwagg. The little gifts they give away at tradeshows and as customer appreciation spiffs are always really popular. Usually you'll see competitors re-use Google ideas months later. Google offered these super-bright diode flashing logo pins at one conference. Next time everyone had them. Same went for their multi-color flashing light pens.

Today we received a little Google branded kit for laptop users. It has a wireless mouse, a jump drive, various retracting USB cables, a mic/headset, a USB snakelight (my favorite), and a little usb hub all in a zip case. Pretty nice.

But, the very best thing of all was the entertainment value found in the mouse instructions... yes, i'm that one kind of person who would read the instructions. The mouse was made in China, and I believe the instructions were written there as well. Here's the introduction:

Thank you for selecting this product! This mouse is one kind of newly developed wireless RF mice in our company, and it uses the global-used frequency of 27 Mhz. The comfortable and perfect shape is designed according to somatology. With it, You can get rid of the bondage of wires and enjoy your beautiful life from the high technology!

I tried to look up somatology, but found nothing. It sounds really good though.